I can’t believe we live in a dystopian matriarchal society where Orange Is The New Black is the only programming we’re allowed to watch and men are not given their fair share of screen time what the fuck i’m writing to female dominated congress and President Tyra Banks
happy birthday hon!
*talking about masturbating after a long period of time*
Zach: Sometimes, you just gotta pull the trigger.
Frankie: Just have me do it tomorrow morning.
Zach: We’ll talk…
me: aw man there’s no posts in z*nkie tag and i can drag people on… i’ve blocked everyone who was stupid…
emily: oh no, what are you gonna do now?
me: shower and eat, i guess.